Go Jordin!

American Idol is stupid most the time. And this year I promised myself I wouldn't get sucked in. I broke my promise =( I watch it and I got sucked in. All I gotta say is GO JORDIN!!!! My favorite song she's done is 'Livin' on a Prayer' by BonJovi


VOTE FOR JORDIN!!

What really happened on 9-11?

Okay, so I know I've seen this episode of South Park about 65 times. I Tivoed it and watched it repeatedly 'till my mom deleted it because the 9/11 song annoyed her after the 31st time I played it. But I always wondered, do 1/4 of Americans think 9/11 was a conspiracy? Are 1/4 of Americans retarded, as according to Kyle. Here's Cartman's explanation to 9/11:

"Remember that there are, in fact, 2 towers. 2-1 is 1. 1,1: 11. 2-1 is 1. 1,1. And there are 9 members on Silverstein's board of directors. That's 9,1,1: 9/11. And take 2-1 + 9/11 and you get 12. Which leads us all to the master mind of the 9/11 attacks…Kyle! Twelve contains the numbers one and two, just like the toilet yesterday where somebody went number two instead of number one! And one and two with 911 and you get 914! Drop the 4 and it's 91! Exactly the score Kyle got on his spelling test twelve days after 9/11! Who has the most to gain from 9/11?! Kyle! Who was nowhere to be found the morning the towers fell?! Kyle! "

Well there you have it. A 9 year old cartoon did it. Hmm. Interesting. I coulda sworn George W. Bush said it was terrorists. But then in the middle of the episode, Bush claimed it was a government conspiracy. Then they said the 9/11 conspiracy was a government conspiracy. W.T.F.?! Who did it? George Bush, Kyle, terrorists?! I went on 911truth.org which is the most confusing website since the FreeRepublic.com. I don't understand these politics sites but I'm guessing these people who run it are the 1/4 or retards who think it was a conspiracy. I tried reading an article titled '40 reasons to not believe the official 9-11 story' or something. I dunno, but it was so confusing. What do you think about 9/11??

The Midnight Walker of Wyckoff?

Every day on the way to and from school, my good friend Sammie and me read her big Weird NJ book. And yesterday I found a legend I hadn't ever read in the two years we have been doing this; the midnight walker of Wyckoff. Now of all the legends in the book, this is one of my favorites. There are many varitations of the story, but I'll summarize the best I can. This guy in his mid 50's or 60's walks along a busy road in Wyckoff every night at midnight. According to the legend, his daughter was killed on that road (some said she was murdered others say it was a hit and run accident, and one said she was with her father and was hit). Also, the Midnight Walker either has no eyes or is blind. Here's one version:

"Tonight I took a picture of something weird that you probably have never heard of. There is a man that walks along a road off route 208 in Wyckoff. There is a story behind him. His daughter was walking home one late night. She wandered aimlessly into the middle of the road for some reason. She was struck by a truck and was killed. Her father found her that night after a life changing phone call, and couldn’t stand the sight of his dead daughter, so he gouged out his own eyes. After that they sewed his eye lids shut. He now walks up and down the road every night, at midnight, hoping to see his daughter once again."

Intresting. I've read each entry a few times and I've concluded this; Dude, I gotta see this guy! I'm totally into this weird NJ stuff because I thought my poor little state was boring as anything, and after reading about the Jersey Devil, the Albino Midget Cannibals of Essex and Split Rock, the Midnight Walker of Wyckoff and the Gates of Hell up in Passaaic, I think NJ rocks!